great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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