i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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