We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
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last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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