If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
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Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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