Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
sex in a hospital.. check
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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