Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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