That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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