Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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