I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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