What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Randomize
