Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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