I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
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Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
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He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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