And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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