happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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