I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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