no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
This is my gift to your gina
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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