Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
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I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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