Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
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my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
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