That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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