I want to stick my p in your. b.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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