Hey man sorry I got all grabby
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
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Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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