ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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