google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Michael Bay diarrhea
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize
