I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
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Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar