My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now