How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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