We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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