i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
