You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
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You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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