ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
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i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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