I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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