Heybabeimwearingurpanties
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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