Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
We have so much sex to catch up on
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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