he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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