I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
