He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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