dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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