Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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