I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
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i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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