I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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