nut hugger
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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