What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I got inside last night via doggy door
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I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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