Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
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whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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