One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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