We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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