: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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