He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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