Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
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