Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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