ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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