Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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