forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
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tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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