I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
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We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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