sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
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he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
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At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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