Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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