question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I would fuck him just for his dog
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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