I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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