Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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